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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、记得前几年单身还被说是贵族的,怎么现在就TM变成狗了。

2、好人要想成佛,得经过九九八十一难。坏人要想成佛就简单的多了,放下屠刀立地成佛。。。

3、所谓粉丝,就是一群缺钱的人养着一群不差钱的人。

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