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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、买了一副隐形眼镜,老妈没见过,非要跑来看看是怎样的。 于是用镊子夹起来给她看了看,老妈说:“哇 ,果真是隐形的啊!”然后很高兴地走了。 我回头一看,根本就没夹起来,还在护理液里泡着… ​​​

2、医科大的伤不起啊,陪室友去校医院。同学说:医生我扁导体发炎给我配点药…医生问你需要什么药…同学当场一愣…接着说道;“那就啊寞西淋吧…”于是医生就写单子去了…事后想了下,总觉得哪里不对 ​​​

3、在街上遇见一个女生打电话:“哎呀不就是分手吗没事啦改天一起吃个分手饭吖blablabla”我心想这么大度的女生我一定要看看她长啥样,我走过去,结果却看见她满脸的泪水。” ​​​
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