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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.飞机上一鹦鹉对空姐说:傻缺,给爷倒杯水。一乘客见效仿:傻缺,给爷来杯水!空姐大怒,将乘客与鹦鹉扔出飞机鹦鹉对乘客说:傻缺了吧,爷会飞!

2.大黑熊将一个蜂窝放到水里,想把蜂窝里的小蜜蜂泡出来谁知道蜂群出来后就追得大黑熊满世界乱跑。母熊见状就大骂:就你那个笨熊样,还敢泡小蜜!

3.夏天到了,昨儿第一天穿上长裙,半身的,很长很飘逸有一回上公交车,被一个人踩住了裙子,没反应过来,继续往上走,m d人上去了,裙子没上去„„

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